In order: a possible idea for a children's Christmas book, playing around with various goblins (I've been reading and enjoying the Fables series by Bill Willingham), the tired plastic surgery look of many female politicians these days and some sort of walrus-like creature.
This card doesn't make much sense without the text on the front, but I just like the transition from the normal dog sitting next to the hair gel to the puffball on the inside.